Wild Ramblings of a Delusional Woman
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Sunday, May 5, 2013
woop woop, wisdom is a laydayyyy
Tiba, reading the bible. "hey, Wisdom is a woman in the bible!!! i knew it, we are really smarter than the mens!! i can't take this, i am so excited!!! this is so deep!"
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Drunk D-ray tip # 1
hey guys, tip from drunk D-ray: holding your hand over yer mouth when you wanna puke WILL NOT STOP THE VOMIT and is only a good idea if you wanna spray chunks all over yourself and everywhere within a three-foot radius around you
woo! furry elbows!
last night i dreamt i was in the bathroom @ school with a razor, desperately shaving off a patch of wild-ass curly dark hair that was somehow growing on my elbow while this chick was screaming bloody murder, begging me to stop and "keep it real". Holler if u think furry elbows are hott!!!
morning after
man, i dunno what is worse this morning. my breath, or how horrible i look with my hair parted down the middle
the ultimate fat-ass
Tiba: "Oh my god Desiree, you are the ultimate fat-ass. I can't believe you ordered french fries AND potato wedges. Who does that, really?"
Me: "Bitch, you're lucky I give you ANY of my wedges!"
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