dude knocks on my door. i figure it might be my neighbor Trevin, so i open the door but hide awkwardly behind it and peek my head out to hide the fact that i am not wearing pants. it's just some asshole tryin to sell me shit. im like, "dude, sorry, i don't have any pants, i thot u were someone else." but he still wont leave me alone. im like, "dude, i don't have any money, or pants." finally he fuckin gets it and walks away! some people!